Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.