What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace