What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace