Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !