Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Dans un bon-apartement.