Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.