Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.