The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
9/11
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
One day she'd just had un uf.
One porks women the other un-porks them.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.