Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.