Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.