What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.