What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.