What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.