What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!