What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.