What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.