Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)