Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"