Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.