What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama