Allah Bama Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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Elephantoms !

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar