What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.