What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe