How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.