Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move