What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence