What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum