How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.