Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.