Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.