Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.