Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean