What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.