What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder