How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!