Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.