Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!