How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline