How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!