How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!