What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today