What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist