What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.