What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.