How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!