Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)