Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

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How high can you kick a baby?

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)