Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)