What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.