Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"