Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.