Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.