Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.