Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision