How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently