Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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I'm the one, you zero!
Nice belt.
Zero.
It's 0K.
When Eight ate eight
Absolutely nothing
zero, because none of them knows how to
Nothing
They both have at least zero legs.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
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0K
A Zero.
Weirdo!
Zero emissions.
They don't work.
Zeros and Juans.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Are you 0K
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
Indeterminate
Nice belt."
Binary stars.
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
I like your belt
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
l0l
7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
Zero, its already lit
0K.
Because it's undefined.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Tareable
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
They can't deal with attachments.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
She buys a new car.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
You call 'im Maury. :)
