Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.