Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.