Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.