Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.