Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.