He had a problem with his hamstring.
He quit running.
Because he didn't get arrays.
His finger was up his nose.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
They can't MOOve
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Pork Chop!
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
They heard there was water at the end
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
The hamstring.