Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.