Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer