Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.