When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.