When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.