When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.