Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

State Jokes More State Jokes

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.