What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.