What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.