What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.