How does a door chime answer the phone?

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Bella Jokes More Bella Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ?

Bella bottom trousers !