Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.