Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.