Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.