What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Who is driving?

A cop.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.