What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.