What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.