What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels