What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.