What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries