How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Skateboarder Jokes More Skateboarder Jokes

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.