How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar