How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar